princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via total-lunareclipse)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via yungscuum)

ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

(via vanillaturtle)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via vanillaturtle)

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."
July 7, 2014 (via suspend)

(Source: shortsimplestories, via starboy-x)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via savagefaerietales)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via yungscuum)

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